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 作者  holy5566 (專業的酸民)                                  看板  Gossiping 
 標題  幫幫忙 上完廁所沒衛生紙                                                
 時間  Fri Sep 20 13:11:35 2013                                               
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我在板橋遠東的六樓男生廁所
但好像阿姨忘了補衛生紙
可以請人來幫幫我嗎?


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推 ray90910:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         09/20 13:14
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推 rickcoo:XDDDDDDDDD                                              09/20 13:15
噓 Mews:誰去看一下 我給五百P 如果你沒困在廁所就劣退你              09/20 13:15
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推 kinnsan:我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 09/20 13:15
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噓 SpartanB:這也要PO板??                                           09/20 13:16
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推 nightfrost:印象有看過系列漫畫...                                09/20 13:16
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推 VVVV5555:可以打給消防局                                         09/20 13:16
推 pamafan:有笑有推...                                             09/20 13:16
→ TheAvenGer:我跟你講等下一堆人過去看你                           09/20 13:16
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→ holy5566:版主 歡迎來                                            09/20 13:17
推 Sayd20:靠悲 笑死我xdddddddd                                     09/20 13:17
推 Carmelo:幫你轉facebook                                          09/20 13:17
推 OmegaWind:用手指摳乾淨  再用水箱的水洗手                        09/20 13:17
推 stanley123:砂紙要嗎???                                          09/20 13:17
推 lom0120:打110阿                                                 09/20 13:17
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→ man790810:→ holy5566:版主 歡迎來                               09/20 13:17
噓 liyuoh:幫高調                                                   09/20 13:17
推 rugalex:朝聖   你大概等著被劣退了 不過你大概也不痛不癢 xd       09/20 13:17
→ ggggg50713:→ holy5566:版主 歡迎來                              09/20 13:17
→ ascii:新副本 鄉民趕快接啊                                       09/20 13:17
→ Carmelo:請記者快來抄啊  原po hold不住啦                         09/20 13:17
→ holy5566:我沒必要騙人                                           09/20 13:17
推 Ertkkpoo:那你怎麼在廁所發文? 用手機會有sent from my ...字樣吧?  09/20 13:17
→ panda987:XDD                                                    09/20 13:17
噓 dollarshih:有沒有八卦版廢文越來越多卻能讓鄉民也高潮的八卦?      09/20 13:17
推 UUUU5555:...                                                    09/20 13:17
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推 monkshood:幫高調,記得要回報                                    09/20 13:17
推 Mews:我在高雄你要我怎去 搭高鐵北上就為了拿衛生紙給你?           09/20 13:17
→ icarusk:我在妳隔壁廁所  等等丟一包給妳                          09/20 13:18
推 KamijoToma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD不管真假都超好笑                   09/20 13:18
推 iem2000:手機不能打0800啦                                        09/20 13:18
→ ghtwht:......                                                   09/20 13:18
推 cmid05:XDD 變問版就算了 連沒衛生紙都可以來PO文XD                09/20 13:18
推 hayashi91:好巧喔 我也在那 我現在過去                            09/20 13:18
噓 h390s091:問黑人阿                                               09/20 13:18
→ Carmelo:================記者快幫忙  上報原po明天就有紙了======  09/20 13:18
→ BaRanKa:又一個大搖大擺的由由                                    09/20 13:18
噓 l19:所以你人在馬桶上?                                           09/20 13:18
→ AI3KB24:別慌 等一陣子就乾了 !                                   09/20 13:18
噓 namcoz:麥假 真的是用手機發文的話 手機的簽名檔跑哪去了?          09/20 13:18
→ apa9394:上次看到一個正妹廁所幫老人 清潔 好可惜                  09/20 13:18
推 hankwanghow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  09/20 13:18
→ enteryou:給個通關密語,這樣才能確認你的身分。                   09/20 13:19
噓 baaken:help                                                     09/20 13:19
→ Goog1e:誰規定用手機一定要有簽名檔? 井底之蛙?                  09/20 13:19
→ holy5566:我在小遠百 我用htc wildfire 找服務電話中               09/20 13:19
推 taurus512:如果你是用LINE求救就算了 竟然來PO文                   09/20 13:19
推 secret1414:你可以先把大便沖掉嗎? 不然送衛生紙給你還要聞你屎味   09/20 13:19
推 euphoria01:你拿到衛生紙了嗎?                                   09/20 13:19
推 Linzoma:沒圖沒真相?   XDDDDDD                                   09/20 13:19
噓 yoshiringo:...................                                  09/20 13:19
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推 teamox9:等一等 明天馬冏看到新聞就會處理惹                       09/20 13:20
噓 initial7712:來張自拍我就相信你                                  09/20 13:20
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→ bbbruce:沒圖沒真相                                              09/20 13:20
→ twtwman:快求證想知道是劣還是?                                  09/20 13:20
噓 beontop:我用手機po文就沒簽名檔                                  09/20 13:20
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→ Microscft:看你那麼有誠意 我告訴你一招我曾經用過的...  脫襪子!  09/20 13:20
→ Doub1eK:去隔壁間拿不會?                                         09/20 13:21
→ Neps:我幫你打110,還有SNG連線,再等一下                         09/20 13:21
推 puam4444:快救救他(掩面…)                                       09/20 13:21
→ terrywolf:如果假的 桶他三個月啦                                 09/20 13:21
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