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 作者  chram (chram)                                                站內  sex 
 標題  [認真] 前女友的男朋友打給我                                            
 時間  Thu Oct  4 04:13:05 2012                                               
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剛剛接到一通電話來電顯示是前女友的名字，心想該不會是當初分手的時候太突然,現在\
要補一下分手砲吧

接起來怎麼是男生

你是誰誰誰嗎？
嗯我是…請問你是？

你這王八蛋你最好離她遠一點不要在那邊勾勾纏
（分手半年來我不曾打過傳過一通電話簡訊息給女生…完全搞不清楚他在說三小）

然後我愣住不知道要回什麼的時候他又語出驚人了：

你充其量只不過是表弟穿我的舊鞋…不要來破壞我們的感情
（冤枉哦，當時你知道我們在一起來破壞…現在做賊的喊抓賊）

結論：他們是吵架了嗎？



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→ MiniTyphoon:論輩分他還得叫你一聲大哥哥                          10/04 04:19
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→ chram:我也很想再來一下…不然都要剩下尿尿功能了                  10/04 04:23
→ SoSo5566:那就破壞拉~                                            10/04 04:23
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推 jaby1:樓上說說看 你前女友其實是怎麼了？                         10/04 09:43
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